Cookies and milk
“Do you think I’ve lost
some weight?” Nick asked, looking at himself in the hallway mirror. The green
carpet beneath his feet was scuffed and threadbare in places. It was much, much
older than the new, box-like house in which it now lay. “I’ve tried to cut down
on sugar and carbs, you know. Only fat free milk as well.”
“Spot of brandy?” Bob, the
younger of the two asked as he made his way from the kitchen to the
spare-bedroom-study, past the living room where a boot was thrown through the glass
of the TV. He didn’t ask.
“Why not? Boeing's long
gone.”
They sat down in identical
leather chairs in front of a fake fireplace with fake logs and flames. A small
nativity scene stood on a shelf. Bob looked at it and smiled. “I’m glad to see
you still have it.”
“Of course, not another in
the world that can craft wood like that. And the paint? Perfect. Don’t see much
of them anymore.”
The younger blushed. Though
wrinkled, his face and eyes still held youth pent up inside. “Made another
sheep,” he said and took a small, white, wooden sheep from his pocket. “You
need a flock. The shepherds can’t just watch three sheep. And you need a few
more angels. I’ll make them next year.”
“Thank you.” The old man
placed it reverentially on the mantle with the others.
They sat in silence sipping
their drinks.
“How’s life treating you?” Bob
asked.
“As it does all old people,
Bob,” the man said. “They don’t want you around anymore. No more letters. Small
house. Lots of people. The neighbour’s kid cursed at me yesterday for moving
too slow and called me fat.” He sighed. “Most are like that now. I prefer to
stay here with my memories and thoughts.”
A dull thumping sounded
from the house next door.
“And my own music. Not this
noise.”
“The TV?”
“They had Santa selling
some awful pre-cooked soya turkey dinner. Then he strutted around drunk as
sailor on leave, in a nightclub, with what looked like teenagers. I couldn’t
find the remote, so I chucked the nearest thing. Let’s just say I’ve not felt
that good in years. Didn’t like the damn TV anyway.”
They sat in silence for a
while.
“I made a toy for my
nephew. Wind up train. Built the whole thing by hand. Painted it. Made the
tracks – a replica of the track outside town. Trees, people, buildings, you
name it.”
“And?”
“He walked into the garage
while I was busy. He laughed.” He took a swallow of brandy. “Later he and his
friends set it alight. Apparently they wanted to see if painted wood burns
faster than unpainted wood.”
“Did it?”
“The varnish wasn’t dry
yet. It was like throwing a butt on dry grass.”
“I’m sorry.”
“Should’ve kept it in my
room. The paint fumes just got too much.”
The older man grinned.
“Ventilation’s the key, hey.”
Someone hammered on the
front door.
The men looked at their
watches. “Not four yet, he can wait.”
“I’m not getting in the car
if he’s drunk.”
“It’s Christmas Eve, of
course he’s drunk the useless –“
“O, say it. I’m thinking it
too.”
“The sheep’s nice. I’m glad
you brought it. Does look more real with more sheep. The donkey’s still my
favourite, though. That hanging ear… the spitting image of old Daisy.”
“You know, my nephew asked
me what the sheep was for,” he said.
“And?”
“I said for a nativity
scene.”
“And?”
“He didn’t know what it
was.”
“His parents?”
“Quite useless, the both of
them.”
The knock on the door
sounded again, loader this time.
“Not yet four. Anyway,
we’re deaf old men.”
“Some cookies? Their home
made.”
“Never say no to cookies
and milk. Best time of the year for them as well.”
“And some music? We’ll have
to put it loud if we want to hear it, what with being deaf and all…”
The eldest of the two
turned the stereo on and a carol started to play.
The other went to the
fridge to get the milk. It was filled with drinks and jelly shots.
“And this?”
“The neighbours didn’t have
enough room in their house for all their liquor. They probably need it for the
dry Christmas their having.” Neither of them laughed.
Bob ate another of the
Pfefferneuse and took a gulp of milk while the hammering at the door continued.
They turned the stereo up.
Come, they told me
“Funny how it’s suddenly
two days of binge drinking. Or until the day after New Year’s if their livers
last.”
Our finest gifts we bring
“And now all everyone’s
wants is video games and expensive gadgets. Nobody even wishes anymore.
Everything’s a have-to-have. Do you remember the gifts we made?”
So to honour Him
“And the music. And the
lights. The joy of the children’s faces? Now their all greedy little buggers.”
I have no gift to bring
“And that feeling of peace
when you walk into the church? That could calm your heart for another year,
knowing you’re safe.”
Shall I play for you
“And now?” He didn’t have
to say anything. They knew.
There was knocking again.
“I’m leaving if you don’t come out now!”
Bob took another two
Pfefferneuse and dipped them in the milk.
The ox and lamb kept time
“Do you think they’ll ever
find the houses, Nick?”
I played my drum for Him
“No. Never. We made sure of
that. Nobody will look there anyway. The whole story was a good idea after all,
especially the bit about the elves.”
I played my best for Him
“Humph! Stupid Google Earth,
it’s the North Pole! Who goes and searches the North Pole!”
Then He smiled at me